For the most part I ignore the Spam folder in my gmail account but today I got a wild hair up my ass. ( Gee, now that is an expression I am now contemplating and realizing that it is a bit disturbing. I'm picturing rotund buttocks with mutant fur that grows steadily into the rectum, all in fast-forward video. It is not pretty. And neither is my Spam folder.
As you can see, quite a lot of people are encouraging me to update my penis.
First, let's talk about the random capitalization of letters. Why is Penis capitalized, but not Your? I mean, this is a perfectly good imperative independent clause. Implied subject, verb, noun, the whole bit. What kind of significance are they placing here? It's like saying "Clean your Room!" or "Change your Underwear!"
Secondly, how does one go about updating a body part? I mean, I love makeover shows, but the thought of giving a weiner a new set of earrings or a stylish new hair-do is just plain unheard of. Updating is what you do to your wardrobe or nail polish, it's not what you do to your ding-a-ling.
As you can see, quite a lot of people are encouraging me to update my penis.
First, let's talk about the random capitalization of letters. Why is Penis capitalized, but not Your? I mean, this is a perfectly good imperative independent clause. Implied subject, verb, noun, the whole bit. What kind of significance are they placing here? It's like saying "Clean your Room!" or "Change your Underwear!"
Secondly, how does one go about updating a body part? I mean, I love makeover shows, but the thought of giving a weiner a new set of earrings or a stylish new hair-do is just plain unheard of. Updating is what you do to your wardrobe or nail polish, it's not what you do to your ding-a-ling.
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