Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Recipe for an Irritated Senorita

Preparation Time: 10 Min

Ready in: 20 Min

Servings: Original recipe yields 1 healthy serving of Irritated Senorita, enough to satisfy everyone who wants any.

INGREDIENTS:

1 Senorita, if possible, choose one that has had very little sleep the previous night

1 Person who doesn't know how to use MS Word (Person)

1 Request from Person for help (Request)

1 Copy of MS Word

3 Patient explanations

4 Screenshots to emphasize explanations


DIRECTIONS

1. In a medium-sized mixing bowl, combine Senorita, Person, Request and Copy of MS Word.

2. Let simmer for 10 minutes, making sure there is absolutely NO understanding of the reviewing tool in MS Word.

3. Add three patient explanations, mix in 2 screenshots.

4. Repeat steps 2 and 3. Let simmer for 10 more minutes.

5. Spread this mixture in a 9-inch (or a little larger) round serving dish. Top the mixture with repeated questions, previously extracted from Person.

Ta-da! And you have an Irritated Senorita.

And now I need an aspirin and a nap.

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