W is for....

What I want for Christmas

..a haircut..
..a business plan
..smaller waist
..a cat that will clear its own litter
..a healthy liver so I can drink at parties
..a two-hour massage three times a week
..to only need four hours of sleep a night
..a jacuzzi tub.

..and what I will probably get for Christmas:
..one day off work
..horrid wrapping paper that keeps tearing
..lineups in grocery stores
..a hangover or two
..no sleep
..a blasted cold
..an angry credit card statement