Tell the truth!

1. If your boss says, “I would like to talk to you about your internet usage” what would your first reaction be?

Oh fark.

2. If your best friend asks you “Does this make me look fat?” how do you answer?

Not sure if it makes you look fat, but it’s not very flattering.

3. What is one thing that you pay for, but resent having to do so?

Water.

4. A day is being created in honor of you. How should we celebrate it?

Listening to music, playing outdoors and taking the day off. Oh, chocolate wouldn’t hurt either!

5. What CD or Album in your music collection do you secretly enjoy, but would be embarrassed if others heard you grooving to it?

None. I don’t care if people don’t like what I listen to. Music is music. I am very objective and would hope others are too.

6. How long do you think you would last if you were a contestant on Survivor?

In what regard? Physically, I think I could do the entire thing. Socially? A few days before I kill the anorexic with big tits.