Found this calculator which proposes to predict how old we will live to be based upon a number of personal factors.
Hmmm...
I was surprised because it predicted I would live to be 86.
WTH?
Did I not tell it that I used to smoke?
Yup, I sure did.
Did I not tell it that I drink quite a bit?
Yup, did that too.
Still, it says 86.
It goes on to advise me that I can add 3 months to my life by sleeping two more hours a night. Hmmm, let's 2 hrs a night by 365 nights by 45 years equals 32.850 hours. That equates to about 1369 hours or 57 days. Net profit of time in the end would be about a month...I guess I'll take the early payout, along with the 33 day penalty and enjoy my two hours a day.
It also says that I can add 6 months by giving up all caffeine. Me thinks not...how else am I supposed to function effectively deprived of 6 hours of sleep per night?
Because I want to be free...
because I want to breathe deep those 6 hours a night that I don't sleep...
because I want to savor the full flavor of the caffeine I take in...
Hmmm...
I was surprised because it predicted I would live to be 86.
WTH?
Did I not tell it that I used to smoke?
Yup, I sure did.
Did I not tell it that I drink quite a bit?
Yup, did that too.
Still, it says 86.
It goes on to advise me that I can add 3 months to my life by sleeping two more hours a night. Hmmm, let's 2 hrs a night by 365 nights by 45 years equals 32.850 hours. That equates to about 1369 hours or 57 days. Net profit of time in the end would be about a month...I guess I'll take the early payout, along with the 33 day penalty and enjoy my two hours a day.
It also says that I can add 6 months by giving up all caffeine. Me thinks not...how else am I supposed to function effectively deprived of 6 hours of sleep per night?
Because I want to be free...
because I want to breathe deep those 6 hours a night that I don't sleep...
because I want to savor the full flavor of the caffeine I take in...
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