If I Were.....

What a fascinating meme this is! I have no idea where I found it, nor when I got it, but I’ve been sitting on it in my drafts folder for a while. It would be really fun if many of you all stole it and completed this one too.

If I were a direction I’d be… South.
If I were furniture I’d be… a chaise lounge — I’d love to just lie around all day.
If I were a liquid I’d be… a lychee margarita.
If I were a sin I’d be… sloth.
If I were a gemstone I’d be… a ruby.
If I were a metal I’d be… platinum, ’cause I’m precious (awwwww)
If I were a tree I’d be… a kumquat.
If I were a fruit I’d be… a peach.
If I were a flower I’d be… a daffodil.
If I were weather I’d be… a cool, rainy Saturday.
If I were a music instrument I’d be… a bass.
If I were an element I’d be… water.
If I were a color I’d be… green.
If I were an animal I’d be… a cat — totally spoiled!
If I were a sound I’d be… wind chimes.
If I were a lyric I’d be… “Could I have been anyone other than me?” — Dave Matthews
If I were a song I’d be… “Banana Pancakes” — Jack Johnson
If I were a music type I’d be… alternative — a little bit of everything and hard to figure out.
If I were a perfume/cologne I’d be… Pleasures.
If I were a feeling I’d be… content.
If I were a book I’d be… Pride and Prejudice.
If I were food I’d be… chocolate.
If I were a city I’d be… Capetown.
If I were a taste I’d be… tangy.
If I were a scent I’d be… cucumber.
If I were a word I’d be… onomatopoeia.
If I were a verb I’d be… read.
If I were an object I’d be… a book.
If I were a piece of clothing I’d be… a cozy scarf.
If I were a body part I’d be… eyes.
If I were an facial expression I’d be… a grin.
If I were a cartoon character I’d be… Bugs Bunny.
If I were a movie I’d be… Moonstruck.
If I were a geometrical figure I’d be… a circle.
If I were one of the 4 seasons I’d be… autumn.
If I were a sentence I’d be… I love you.